So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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