Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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