i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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