NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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