Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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