Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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