I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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Green mimosas i think yes
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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