i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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