would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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