I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Less talking, more tequila
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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