was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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