So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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