Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
