and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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