idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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