i would punch a child for taco bell
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Even my vagina gasped.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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