Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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