No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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