For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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