You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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