Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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