you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
they need to just BURY HIM!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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