I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
