wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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