he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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