I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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