Rock
Scissors
Fuck
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize