So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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