You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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