We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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