the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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