Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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