Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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