is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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