Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what day is it and did you see me today?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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