i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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