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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.

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(541): You don't need id to drink rum in an alley. http://tfl.nu/aqpy

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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"

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(636): she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you" http://tfl.nu/5amp

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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?

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(412): Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container? http://tfl.nu/it9b

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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...

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(781): I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet... http://tfl.nu/t0x0

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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

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(864): I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened. http://tfl.nu/5edl

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(409): View more from Texas

I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong

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(409): I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong http://tfl.nu/rbr5

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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.

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(425): If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower. http://tfl.nu/0936

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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.

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(401): We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry. http://tfl.nu/48jv

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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.

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(361): I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots. http://tfl.nu/podd

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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.

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(615): Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities. http://tfl.nu/y5al

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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.

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(847): hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight. http://tfl.nu/ti0f

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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.

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(720): Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego. http://tfl.nu/dgdq

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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?

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(918): Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo? http://tfl.nu/ep0z

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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.

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(906): Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die. http://tfl.nu/zxmz

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.

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(832): She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me. http://tfl.nu/8d60

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