We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!