yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?