Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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