Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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