Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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