Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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