Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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