if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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