I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize