I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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