Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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