quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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