didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i was born a porn star she said
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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