I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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