Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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