Ambien. No doubt about it.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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