we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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