Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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